Tonight after a relaxed dinner with two male friends, one of them brought out a discarded hunting knife he found on a logging road. I was innocently discussing the length of the hunting knifes blade “Hmmm, now is that three inches long or three and a half inches long.  I’m not sure, I most certainly know what 6.5 inches look like.”

Dead silence. They both look at me thinking I’m basing my measurements off of something of a lascivious nature. I had to correct them immediately. I know what three and a half inches look like because that is the highest heel I can wear all day long without a platform. However, with a platform I can go all day at a maximum of 6.5 inches!